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Academy Award Theater

Authors Playhouse

Buck Rogers

Campbell Playhouse

Cavalcade Of America

Encore Theater

Family Theater

Father Coughlin

Ford Theatre Of The Air

Hancocks Half Hour

Horatio Hornblower

Humphrey Bogart

Magic Island

Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2

N B C University Theatre

Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story

Philco Radio Time

Radio City Playhouse

Readers Digest

Tarzan

The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu

Words At War

Joke of the Day

My brother Marty from PA sent, Some great golf quotes!

Some real truths here!!

1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. 
~ PGA Hall of Famer Sam Snead
2. I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. 
~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett 
3. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.  And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Sportswriter Jim Murray
4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle
5. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~  Actor Kevin Costner
6. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~  PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
7. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
8. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Tom Weiskopf
9. Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Football QB Dan Marino
10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt.  The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson
11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
12. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan
13. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus
14. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.  It's almost a law.
~ H. G. Wells
15. I never pray on a golf course.  Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
16. If you watch a game, it's fun.  If you play at it, it's recreation.  If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope 
17. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls.  I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.
~ Henny Youngman
18. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
19. You can make a lot of money in this game.  Just ask my ex-wives.  Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino
20. I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino

Thought of the Day


Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?  
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)