From: keyalaska@windstream.net
Sent: Sunday, April 9, 2017 11:30 PM
To: Humberto Rodriguez
Subject: Fw: Trump's Health Care Package
The American Medical Association has
weighed in on Trump's Health Care Package
* The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
* The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve.
* Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
laboring under a misconception, while the
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
* Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
* The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while Radiologists could see right through it.
* Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to
swallow.
* The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter."
* The Podiatrists thought it was a a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole
idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
* In the end, the Proctologist won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the aoles in Washington.
