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Drama - OTR Programs

Academy Award Theater

Authors Playhouse

Buck Rogers

Campbell Playhouse

Cavalcade Of America

Encore Theater

Family Theater

Father Coughlin

Ford Theatre Of The Air

Hancocks Half Hour

Horatio Hornblower

Humphrey Bogart

Magic Island

Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2

N B C University Theatre

Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story

Philco Radio Time

Radio City Playhouse

Readers Digest

Tarzan

The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu

Words At War

Joke of the Day

One for the ladies 
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting
do I use on the washing machine?" 

 
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" 

 
He yelled back, 
" University of Oklahoma " 

 
And they say blondes are dumb... 
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A couple is lying in bed. 
The man says, 
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." 
The woman replies, 
"I'll miss you..." 
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?" 
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. 
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, 
good looking, sensitive man? 
Ans: A rumor 
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary. 
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. 
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. 
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. 
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... 
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! 
Gotta love that fairy! 
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Dear Lord, 
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN 
  
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Q: Why do little boys whine? 
A: They are practicing to be men. 
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 
A: Trustworthy. 
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. 
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 
A: Rename the mail folder 
"Instruction Manuals" 
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Thought of the Day


Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it. 
-Cullen Hightower