An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and
fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time with the same
result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air to sober
himself up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he
decided to crawl the four blocks to his home.
When he arrived at the doorhe stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door
and into his bedroom.When he reached his bed, he tried one more time to
stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly
fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He awoke the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So,
you've been out drinking again!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked,
putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair
there again."
