From: Dennis
Sent: Saturday, March 9, 2019 5:19 PM
To: Dennis
Subject: 8 Days to the Wearing of the Green!!
Jane from LA has a groaner!
Subject: Irish joke
i) The Irish attempt at scaling Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it
failed: They ran out of scaffolding.
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Geoff from FL sent this one!
For St. Patrick's Day an Irish joke:
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of
furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line
that he thought would sell well back home.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and
have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite
crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in
the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked
him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned
to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in
English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of
trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a
wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine
for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another
napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They
left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing
romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and
drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.
They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their
table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture
business!
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty.
When people fear the government, there is tyranny."
Thomas Jefferson
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Bill from PA is not Irish!
Oh me god beejesus and begohra what a wickedly funny story from Dublin me
friend mister o'Dennis. Says Billy Roehl. Happy O'Day to ye.
Subject: LASSIES---HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women
talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are
you three lassies from Ireland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.
Are you three whales from Ireland?"
And that's the last thing I remember!
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Jane sent the gospel truth here, and I can testify to that!
Subject: irish joke
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."
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Here is the other side of nothing!
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
~Winston Churchill
