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Drama - OTR Programs

Academy Award Theater

Authors Playhouse

Buck Rogers

Campbell Playhouse

Cavalcade Of America

Encore Theater

Family Theater

Father Coughlin

Ford Theatre Of The Air

Hancocks Half Hour

Horatio Hornblower

Humphrey Bogart

Magic Island

Mercury Theater- Orson Welles On The Air2

N B C University Theatre

Paul Harvey The Rest Of The Story

Philco Radio Time

Radio City Playhouse

Readers Digest

Tarzan

The Shadow Of Fu Man Chu

Words At War

Joke of the Day

   A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning
  by a loud pounding on the door.
    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
  standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
   
    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
  morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
  pouring out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
   remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
  helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
  yourself!"
   
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
  the pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes" comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please! comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

Thought of the Day


The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.   ~Ronald Reagan