>> "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old. "You Always feel
>> like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
>> nothing comes out!"
>> "Ah, that's nothing", said the 70 year old. "When you're seventy, you
>> don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you
>> sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
>> "Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
>> "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60 year old.
>> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a race horse on
>> a flat rock, no problem at all."
>> "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
>> "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
>> With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this
>> straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.
>> So what's so tough about being 80?"
>> "I don't wake up until 7:00.."
