Is Your Wife A Nagger ?
A farmer wanted a divorce and went to a lawyer.
The lawyer said,
"How can I help you?"
The farmer said,
"I want to get one of them dayvorces".
The lawyer said,
"Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said,
"Yes, I got 40 acres".
The lawyer said,
"No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said,
"Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
The lawyer said,
"No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The farmer said,
"No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
The lawyer said,
"No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said,
"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere."
The lawyer said,
"Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said,
"No, we both get up at 4:30"
The lawyer said,
"Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer said,
"No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . . .
that's why I wants a dayvorce"
